{"id":2416,"date":"2016-10-04T02:51:27","date_gmt":"2016-10-04T00:51:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.arminaugustalexander.de\/?p=2416"},"modified":"2026-04-13T16:18:09","modified_gmt":"2026-04-13T14:18:09","slug":"zitat-des-tages-94","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.arminaugustalexander.de\/?p=2416","title":{"rendered":"Zitat des Tages #94"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"titelbild\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.arminaugustalexander.de\/wp-content\/gallery\/logos\/zitat.png\" \/><\/p>\n<div id=\"zitat\">\n<p class=\"lyriktitel\">Kleine L\u00fcgen<\/p>\n<p class=\"vers\">Kleine L\u00fcgen und auch kleine<br \/>\nKinder haben kurze Beine.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p class=\"center\">*<\/p>\n<p class=\"vers\">Das ABC ist \u00e4u\u00dferst wichtig.<br \/>\nIm Telefonbuch steht es richtig.<\/p>\n<p class=\"center\">*<\/p>\n<p class=\"vers\">Der Klapperstorch hat krumme Beine.<br \/>\nDie Kinder werfen ihn mit Steine.<br \/>\nAber Kinder bringt er keine.<\/p>\n<p class=\"center\">*<\/p>\n<p class=\"vers\">Der Spanier lebt in fernen Zonen<br \/>\nF\u00fcr die, die weitab davon wohnen.<\/p>\n<p class=\"center\">*<\/p>\n<p class=\"vers\">Und der Osterhase legt<br \/>\n(Bald sehr eitel, bald bewegt)<br \/>\nR\u00fchrei oder Spiegelei.<br \/>\nSchauerlich st\u00f6hnt er dabei.<\/p>\n<p class=\"center\">*<\/p>\n<p class=\"vers\">Sechs Beine hat der Elefant.<br \/>\nEr wird auch Mi\u00dfgeburt genannt<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p class=\"autor\">Joachim Ringelnatz (7.8.1883&ndash;17.11.1934)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kleine L\u00fcgen Kleine L\u00fcgen und auch kleine Kinder haben kurze Beine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pgc_sgb_lightbox_settings":"","_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[32,48],"tags":[41,49],"class_list":["post-2416","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-literarisches","category-zitat-des-tages","tag-literatur","tag-zitate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.arminaugustalexander.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2416","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.arminaugustalexander.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.arminaugustalexander.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.arminaugustalexander.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.arminaugustalexander.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2416"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.arminaugustalexander.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2416\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8696,"href":"https:\/\/blog.arminaugustalexander.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2416\/revisions\/8696"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.arminaugustalexander.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2416"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.arminaugustalexander.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2416"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.arminaugustalexander.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2416"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}